Farmer Joe decided his injuries from an accident were serious enough to take the
trucking company who was responsible to court. During the trial the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe by saying,
"Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?"
Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my
favorite mule Bessie into the......."
"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the
question. Did you not say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'"
Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving
down the road..."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact
that at the scene of the accident this man told the Highway Patrolman on the
scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying
to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the
question."
By this time the Judge was interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to
the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule
Bessie."
Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded
Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway
when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and hit my truck on the
side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was
hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie
moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans."
"Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear
Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and put her out of her misery."
"Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her - how are you feeling?'"
Five years ago: Let's Go Blues!