Yesterday Hubby Tony and I were trying to beat the heat by coming up with inside plans for the afternoon. He remembered he had some money left on a movie
gift certificate, so we decided to go see the latest Superman movie.
I'm not
the biggest fan of superhero franchise cinema, but this one has gotten pretty
decent reviews, and has the added benefit of being directed by James Gunn, a
hometown boy.
I ended up enjoying the movie, which had all the requisite elements. Good guy
battles bad guy, almost doesn't pull it off, but in the end wins. There was a
lot of technology, a lot of CGI, and a little love interest between Clark Kent
and Lois Lane. Krypto, the Superdog, provided some comic relief.
After dinner I was checking my computer, and I got an email with a timely joke.
A man walks into a bar and sees a weird guy sitting at the counter. He
goes over, sits down and asks the guy what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer", the guy says.
The man thinks he's a little crazy, so he walks around the bar, but after
that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the guy sitting
at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." The guy takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the
window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
The man can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
The guy takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around
the building three times, and comes back in the window.
The man is so amazed that he says he wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says
to the bartender, "Give him one of what I'm having."
The bartender gets the man a drink and he takes a gulp of the beer, jumps
out the window, plummets 30 stories and breaks every bone in his body.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a
real jerk when you're drunk!"
Five years ago:
Just Like That The Day Was Filled Up