Tuesday, December 26, 2023

You Are No Longer "Cool" When...

You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.

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The pattern on your shorts and couch match.

You criticize the kids of today for their loud music, forgetting that you rocked out to Alice Cooper, Kiss, Queen, and Black Sabbath.

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You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing a beer and joining it. 

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 You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.

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When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.

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When jogging is something you do to your memory.

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