Now, just a minute, listen to my side of the story.
This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys.
Then I was driving a little too fast and got a speeding ticket. When I was three blocks from the store I had a flat tire.
When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the door opened and started waiting on these people. All the time the darn phone was ringing.
Then I had to break a roll of dimes against the cash register drawer to make change and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up. I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer."
And believe me Mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.
Five years ago today: Fortuitous Flowers
HAHA! New one for me!ReplyDelete
Wow! It's hard to stump Mike on jokes :-)Delete
Long story for that punchline.ReplyDelete
So pleased I have never endured a day like that Kathy. Thanks for sharing the story. Peggy xxReplyDelete
I was waiting for a punch line. This is a cute one!ReplyDelete
I was trying to figure out if it was true or a joke until the very end! It could happen!ReplyDelete
Yes it could. I've had days almost that bad.Delete
Thank you for the chuckle, Kathy. Much appreciated.ReplyDelete
You're welcome. Glad to help.Delete
OMG !!! YOU HAD ME! Good one, Kathy!ReplyDelete
That is too funny! Either the guy had a really bad day or is very, very good at covering himself with a great story!ReplyDelete
I hadn't thought about the second option!Delete
Ha ha! Too funny!ReplyDelete
I had absolutely no idea where this one was going. Very funny.ReplyDelete
The best jokes surprise you at the end.Delete
oh my at first i was so serious but as continued i got it gradually :)ReplyDelete
so excellently done ,end made me laugh
Glad you got a chuckle out of it.Delete