Cracking Wise
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
- What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
- What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef. Can you pea soup?
- Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
- Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
- Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog.
- What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
- What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The location of the dirt bag.
- Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
- What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, whack, dang! A bad skydiver goes dang! Whack.
- How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna' lose a trailer.
Five years ago:
In The Shadow
Very nice collection. And they are all non-offensive. How did you do that? I'm sending you an email.
ReplyDeleteIn my heart of hearts I'm just a PG-rated girl :-)
DeleteGood ones!
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
Thank you.
DeleteI must share the Harley and Hoover with an old highschool chum who rides. LOL
ReplyDeleteI hope he (or she) has a good sense of humor.
DeleteThese are great.
ReplyDeleteGood ones. Love the dog with no legs...
ReplyDelete:-)
ReplyDeleteWell that was quite entertaining!
ReplyDeleteI had to smile at some of these cracks (that I was able to imagine): nervous wreck, pea soup, dog with no legs, bad golfer versus bad skydiver.
ReplyDeleteThese are great Kathy. They put a smile on my dial. Keep shiming, keep smiling. Cheers
ReplyDeletePeggy