Recently I was shopping at a store the had merchandise on both the main level
and the basement. As I was walking down the stairs to the lower level I saw
this fabric wall sign that made me chuckle:
In case the photo is hard to read, here are THE RULES.
- The FEMALE always makes THE RULES
- THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notice.
- No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES.
- If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all THE RULES she must immediately change some or all THE RULES.
- The FEMALE is never wrong.
- If the FEMALE is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the MALE said or did.
- The MALE must apologize for causing said misunderstanding.
- The MALE is always wrong.
- The MALE may be right if he agrees with the FEMALE unless she wants him to disagree.
- The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
- The MALE may never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
- The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.
- The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know whether she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
- The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.