Being Over 50 Has Its Advantages

SO many funnies floating around the Internet!  I can really relate to these.  Wish I could figure out who to attribute them to.

BEING OVER 50 HAS ITS ADVANTAGES:

• Kidnappers are not interested in you.

• In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

• No one expects you to run into a burning building.

• People call at 9pm and ask "Did I wake you?"

• Things you buy now won't wear out.

• There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

• You can live without sex (but not without glasses).

• You can have a party and the neighbors won't even realize it.

• You stop trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.

• Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

• Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the TV Weather Service.

• Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

Five years ago today: What A Difference A Day Makes