Saturday, February 14, 2009

Valentine's Groaners

What would you have if everyone drove a pink car?
A pink car-nation!

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!

What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valentiny!

What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
Be my Valenstein!

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!

What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine’s Day?
I love you a ton!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Absolutely. They're very scent-imental!

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love!

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You send me!

What did the vampire call his sweetheart?
His ghoul-friend!

What did the paperclip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive!

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, but they had an apple!

What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?

What did the man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gave it a Valen-shine!

What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit on Valentine’s Day?
Some bunny loves you!


  1. some of those really remind me of back in the day when everyone in the class got a valentine, no matter what. good times.

  2. I agree with cadiz12... those made me think of grade school and making valentine card containers from shoe boxes covered in red construction paper. I used to love Valentine's Day. Now, I barely realize it happens.

  3. Maybe I like jokes like this so much because I'm still a kid at heart!