What would you have if everyone drove a pink car?
A pink car-nation!
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
Be my Valenstein!
What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!
What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine’s Day?
I love you a ton!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Absolutely. They're very scent-imental!
Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love!
What did the letter say to the stamp?
You send me!
What did the vampire call his sweetheart?
What did the paperclip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive!
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, but they had an apple!
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
What did the man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gave it a Valen-shine!
What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit on Valentine’s Day?
Some bunny loves you!