Destruction

I came home from a graduation party and saw this in the garden:


It used to be a broccoli plant with real leaves and a couple of baby florets; all gone. All of the snow pea plants I'd patiently trained to grow up the trellis had been snipped off six inches from the ground. The tops of the plants, now deprived of water and nutrition, hung limply suspended from their tendrils. The lettuce had substantially shorter leaves than the last time I'd checked it.

After my blood stopped boiling I started planning my revenge. Stay tuned...