Monday, December 23, 2019

An Early Present For You

I forgot to ask what you wanted for Christmas, but everyone can use some humor at this time of the year.
  • What do you say when you give someone a set of spices for Christmas? Season’s greetings.
  • What did Santa and Mrs. Clause name their daughter? Mary Christmas.
  • Why was the candy cane so expensive? It was in mint condition.
  • Did you hear about the dog who wrote his own Christmas song? It’s called Dachshund Through the Snow.
  • What kind of music do elves love the most? Wrap.
  • What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls in a fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
  • What kind of linens to gingerbread men put on their beds? Cookie sheets.
  • What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
  • What’s the difference between a normal alphabet and the North Pole alphabet? The North Pole has no L
  • What’s the most popular breakfast cereal at the North Pole? Snowflakes.
  • What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there’s myrrh.
  • Do Christmas lights work over the holidays? Off and on.

Five years ago today: Grow, Baby, Grow