- What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock
- Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use fowl language.
- What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
- Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks.
- Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
- Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.
- What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
- What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The Turkey Trot
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
- What do you call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage.
- If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on? The scholar ships.
- What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
- Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
- If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
- What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash
- Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," Little Johnny wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey.”
Five years ago today: 'Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving Kathy!
ReplyDeleteDriving home from my gathering tonight, those lighted boards announced almost three hundred unbuckled deaths this year and added What does the turkey say? Buckle! Buckle!
ReplyDeleteIt made me smile.
LOL Funny! One time, we went to Vegas with another couple, and drove by a lounge act banner for 'Bobby Duckworth.' We spent a large part of the drive home doing every variation of Duck joke/play on words possible. Thanks for the great memories! LOL
ReplyDeleteWhich side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
ReplyDeletehahahahaha.