Tuesday, September 15, 2015

You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .

  • You ski uphill.
  • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
  • You lick your coffeepot clean.
  • You can type sixty words per minute . . . with your feet.
  • You can jump-start your car without cables.
  • You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
  • You speed walk in your sleep.
  • Instant coffee takes too long.
  • You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
  • You can thread a sewing machine while it's running.
  • You help your dog chase its tail.
  • You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

Five years ago today: Book Of Memories


  1. Good to know I can drink more coffee now.

  2. You left off the one about ... You're so nervous, jittery and jumpy after two big venti cups, to stay awake at work that day, that security follows you around the mall. THAT really happened to me and is why I now drink half regular half decaf. I look back on that episode and think they must have thought I was a crack head.