Wednesday, January 18, 2012


Sent to me by a friend...

Excerpts From The Diary Of A Blonde:

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.  Helllooo!  Bottles won't fit into typewriter.

March - Got really excited. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.  Box said 2-4 years.

April - Trapped on the Macy’s escalator for hours after the power went out.

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid, but the instructions were wrong.  Eight cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

June - Tried to go water skiing.  Couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July -Lost breast stroke swimming competition.  Learned later that the other swimmers cheated and used their arms.

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.  Car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C", isn't it?

October - Hate M&M's.  They are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.  Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108.

December - Couldn't call 911, because there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone.

What a year!!


  1. Thanks for the laugh!

  2. Just too funny! Have to share those with the girls at work. Thanks!

  3. Oh too funny. Some of my best friends are blondes, but they're a lot brainier.