Sunday, November 10, 2013

In Breaking News...

The Pity Train has just derailed
at the intersection of
Suck It Up and Move On
and crashed into
We All Have Problems
before coming to a complete stop at
Get the Heck Over It.

Any complaints
about how we operate
can be directed to
1-800-wah-wah. 

This is Dr. Sniffle
reporting LIVE from
Quitchur Fussin'.

11 comments:

  1. lol....I suppose you don't pass out any tissues, either! :)

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    1. Sometimes I do....sometimes I don't :-)

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  2. Hold that TRAIN!!!
    I am pretty sure there is a seat with my name on it......smiles.

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    1. Train is held. Let me know when you're aboard :-)

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  3. Love it! It's been that kind of a day, eh?

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  4. Your timing is exquisite; a grandchild has a copy in the napkin ring.

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    1. I thoink most teenagers could benefits from hearing (reading) these words.

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  5. I love it and want to post this in my classroom!!

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    1. GO FOR IT! Glad to know I could help you out.

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