It's Not What You Think!

Back and forth...back and forth.  In and out...in and out.  A little to the right...a little to the left.  She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back.

She was getting near to the end.  He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved... Forwards then backwards...forward then backward... Again...and again!

Her heart was pounding now...Her face was flushed...She groaned...softly at first, then began to groan louder.

Finally, totally exhausted, she let out a piercing scream, "OK, you smug twit, so I can't parallel park. You do it!"

Five years ago today: For The Birds