Physics 101

From a friend....

• Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

• 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

• 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

• Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong

• 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year

• 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling

• Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

• 1000 aches: 1 megahurtz

• Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

• 2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds

• 10 cards: 1 decacards

• 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton

• 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen

• 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche

• 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin

• 10 rations: 1 decoration

• 8 nickels: 2 paradigms

• 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League