Sunday, January 5, 2014

How To Clean A Toilet - The Dog's Way

  • Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
  • Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
  • In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
  • The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet.  The cat is actually enjoying this.
  • Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".
  • Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
  • Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
  • The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
  • Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Five years ago today: New Thing #360--Assistance


  1. Replies
    1. Thanks! I'm a cat lover, but I thought it was, too.

  2. The mental picture that these instructions produce will keep me laughing for days! I love the part "you may need to stand on the lid". So funny - even for a cat person!

    1. Glad to provide mental pictures for you to enjoy.

  3. I was visualizing this too and couldn't help chuckling. Too funny!

  4. I asked my son to read this aloud... we were both gasping for air, laughing so hard. GREAT!