THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!
- Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
- Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
- For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. *Remember to use a timer.
- A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
- If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
- You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
- If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
They'd miss the sink, too. However, I swear by duct tape and WD-40. Thanks for the chuckle.
ReplyDeleteCan I add one (to follow the hammer tip)?
ReplyDeleteIf you can't fix it the electrical problem with a screwdriver, you've got a software problem.
follow that with:
If you can't fix the software problem with a re-boot, you've got a money problem...
the sink? please don't give my 5 men that idea. lol....
ReplyDeleteThe laxative one made me laugh out loud. Seriously glad I did not take any laxatives.
ReplyDeletesimple indeed! lol.
ReplyDeleteThis is just too funny!!! I burst out laughing with the laxative hint.
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