Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

THESE REALLY WORK!!  I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!

  • Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
  • Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
  • For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. *Remember to use a timer.
  • A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
  • If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
  • You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
  • If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.


  1. They'd miss the sink, too. However, I swear by duct tape and WD-40. Thanks for the chuckle.

  2. Can I add one (to follow the hammer tip)?

    If you can't fix it the electrical problem with a screwdriver, you've got a software problem.

    follow that with:

    If you can't fix the software problem with a re-boot, you've got a money problem...

  3. the sink? please don't give my 5 men that idea. lol....

  4. The laxative one made me laugh out loud. Seriously glad I did not take any laxatives.

  5. This is just too funny!!! I burst out laughing with the laxative hint.