Monday, June 4, 2018

Interesting New Dog Breeds

Have you heard about the newest dog breeds?
  • They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso and got a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
  • They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow and got a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
  • They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso and got a Peekasso, an abstract dog.
  • They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever and got a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.
  • They crossed a Pointer and a Setter and got a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
  • They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel and got an Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.
  • They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound and got a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
  • They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador and got a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
  • They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer and got a Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn’t really matter.
  • They crossed a Collie and a Malamute and got a Commute, a dog that travels to work.
  • They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier and got a Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end.
  • They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu and got an....uhh.....I’ll get back to you on that…
Five years ago today: Any Reason Will Do...


  1. That is so funny Kathy, love it! So nice to come back here again and there are some years of reading to catch up on. You have been going strong since 2009? Well done you. I hope you and your family are well and happy and I shall be back.

    1. Looking forward to seeing you again, both at your place and here.

  2. My girl friend is always melancholic. Face like a melon body like a collie.

    God bless.

  3. So glad you started my day with a laugh. Especially love that last one!