From a friend:
A traffic officer pulled over a man for speeding and gave him a ticket. As the officer was about to walk away, the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair...there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast. So why did I get the ticket?"
"Let me ask you a question," said the traffic officer. "Do you ever go fishing?"
"Well, yeah, occasionally..." replied the man.
The officer continued, "Did you ever catch all the fish?"
Five years ago today: Clean Cut
Too funny, but too true.
ReplyDeleteOops, and good answer. Someone was out of luck that day.
ReplyDeleteDang I'm slow today. That was funny but it took me reading the last line twice. LOL!
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