Wednesday, April 4, 2012

I Never Thought I'd Accumulate Such Wealth

I have...
Silver in the Hair
Gold in the Teeth
Crystals in the Kidneys
Sugar in the Blood
Lead in the Ass
Iron in the Arteries
And…
An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.



Gosh, I'm rich!
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