Notes To Myself

I may or may not have needed all of these reminders in the past month 🤣

• Stop spending more money on things to get free shipping.

• Your coffee is still in the microwave.

•  Don't throw the box with the directions away until the assembly is 100% done.

•  Your glasses are on top of your head.

• Your phone is in your back pocket.

• Wearing headphones does not make your farts silent.

• Just because it pops into your head doesn't mean it needs to come out of your mouth.

• Don't use your phone as a flashlight to look for your phone.

• You're never going to remember to do that thing later. Do it now and cross it off the list.