Our condo building has a buzzer system to let people in, so there will be no
trick or treaters tonight. Instead of getting a new supply of one-liners from them, I had
to search the internet for my own.
I bought 75 percent of shares in a vampire hunting business. I'm the main stakeholder.
What kind of medicine do witches use on their warts? I don't know, but it's not working.
What do you call a lost wolf? A where-wolf
What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
What do you call a movie about zombies finding true love? A zom-com.
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
Why do vampires love baseball? They turn into bats every night.
Which position do ghosts play in soccer? Ghoul-keeper.
Five years ago: The Lee Family
These are excellent Dad jokes. Thank you for enabling me.
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy Halloween to you too!
DeleteYou're welcome :-)
DeleteHappy Halloween! -Christine cmlk79.blogspor.com
ReplyDeleteGroan, Groan, GROAN! But I secretly enjoyed them all. Happy Halloween! I live in an apartment block so I don't get any trick-or-treaters either.
ReplyDeleteLast night was strange.
DeleteFunny, especially the first two, and now it's all over for another year.
ReplyDeleteNot quite a year in our area, which starts putting out decorations at least a month in advance.
DeleteDad jokes - Love 'em but not showing them to my husband.
ReplyDeleteThat's probably a good idea.
DeleteAwe......these are cute and fun!! love the orange and black bats too!! I think I ended up having about 15 little goblins ring my door bell. Happy November..
ReplyDeleteWhen we moved into our large house in the early 90s it was loaded with children, and we would have more than 100 trick or treaters. Over the years it had dwindled down to about a third of that coming to the door.
DeleteWhen growing up "trick or treat" was a "threat".. no treat? Then a threat, though I don't remember getting no treat or doing a threat!
ReplyDeleteInteresting.
DeleteGave me a good chuckle. They are very cute...
ReplyDeleteThanks!
DeleteThese are great!
ReplyDeleteSome new ones! Nice.
ReplyDeleteIt's a great day when I can slip some new ones by Mike.
DeleteGreat humour; some I never heard before.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
I will ditto my comment I made to Mike-I doubt there's not many jokes out there that are new to you.
DeleteI'm late to the party but ..... What kind of music do mummies like? Rap.
ReplyDeleteYES!
DeleteGood ones! Hope your Halloween rocked.
ReplyDeleteWithout trick or treaters it was a very strange, laid back (but good) night
DeleteSounds perfect! We both had to work. So one spooky movie on the couch for us. Was very nice.
DeleteThese are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteSome good ones there. I will have to try to remember them for my grandchildren.
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