Plays On Words

I like puns...the more they make me groan the better I like them. Here's some doozies:

• When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

• Broken pencils are pointless.

• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

• All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

• Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

• Velcro — what a rip off!

• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy

• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

• The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.

• Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too

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