Planning In Advance

A funny from a friend....

Jacob, age 92, and Lena, age 89, decided to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and along the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in, where he addresses the pharmacist.

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Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

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Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

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Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

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Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

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Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

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Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

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Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please." 

 

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