Recently I was shopping at a store the had merchandise on both the main level
and the basement. As I was walking down the stairs to the lower level I saw
this fabric wall sign that made me chuckle:
In case the photo is hard to read, here are THE RULES.
- The FEMALE always makes THE RULES
- THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notice.
- No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES.
- If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all THE RULES she must immediately change some or all THE RULES.
- The FEMALE is never wrong.
- If the FEMALE is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the MALE said or did.
- The MALE must apologize for causing said misunderstanding.
- The MALE is always wrong.
- The MALE may be right if he agrees with the FEMALE unless she wants him to disagree.
- The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
- The MALE may never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
- The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.
- The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know whether she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
- The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.
This does bring a chuckle or two. I wonder how many females this WORKED for, I'd like to know. Still, it's a good read and smile maker.
ReplyDeleteWishing you a Happy, Healthy, & Prosperous 2022.
I had the same reaction as you did.
DeleteThis is great haha.
ReplyDeleteYou found a funny to share.
ReplyDeleteWhat was on the lower level, a dominatrix dudgeon?
ReplyDeleteNo, it's actually a kitchen and cookware store, which might be the closest thing to female domination :-)
DeleteSounds about right to me :-)
ReplyDeleteI knew you'd like this one.
DeleteWhat a good list! makes me smile
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it :-)
DeleteA great working ist.
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