Happy Fathers Day

Wikipedia says that a Dad Joke is:

A short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer, but not a narrative. Generally inoffensive, dad jokes are stereotypically told by fathers among family, either with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction to its "dagginess".

In honor of Father's Day, here are some good examples:

• My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

• What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant

• I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

• I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts

• Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!

• What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language

• Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

• Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.

• I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy

• If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

• What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.

• What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

• To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

• What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

• What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.

• What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

• When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

Five years ago today: Deliberately Discourteous