Friday, May 9, 2025

Nothing But The Best Punny Headlines

There's a  lot going on here, but no matter how busy life is there's always time for smiles 😊
  • Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
  • Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
  • Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted
  • Drunk gets nine months in violin case
  • Iraqi head seeks arms
  • Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
  • Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over
  • Teacher strikes idle kids
  • New study of obesity looks for larger test group
  • Squad helps dog bite victim
  • Local high school dropouts cut in half
  • Enraged cow injures farmer with axe
  • Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
  • Miners refuse to work after death
  • Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
  • Kids make nutritious snacks
  • Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
  • Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
  • Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft
  • Red tape holds up new bridges
  • War dims hope for peace
  • If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
  • Cold wave linked to temperatures
  • Elderly couple slain; police suspect homicide
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12 comments:

  1. Fun! -Christine cmlk79.blogspot.com

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  2. Some really good puns. "Cold wave linked to temperatures". LOL..

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  3. So many laffs! My favourite is: "Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over"

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  4. OMG cracking up on every one of those. I'm happy to hear the veterinarian has taken over the panda mating. And sure hope that red tape holds.

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  5. Those miners better keep working no matter how many times they die or tRUMP will deport them.

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  6. It doesn't pay to be too literal!

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  7. Good chuckles. We can all use those!

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  8. Those are great, lots of laughs. The best funny (not exactly a headline) I have seen was a facebook comment when the power failed: someone posted " I was playing with my baby and it suddenly went black".

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    1. Shammickite, thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment! I'll be stopping by your corner of the internet shortly.

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  9. Enjoyed the fun dear Kathy
    Thank you for smiles on laughter 😍

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