Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very
surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately
impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation
room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the
base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI
background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the
investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost
and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying
"you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, told him Vegas was that-a-way and sent him
on his way.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife
is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night."
ROFLMAO!!!! Good one.
ReplyDeleteHaha
ReplyDeleteLol, good one!
ReplyDeleteThat is a good one. I shared it with Terry, as he loves those kinds of stories.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you were able to pass it on.
DeleteI was trying, as I was reading, to guess where this story was going. Nope, never in a million years . . .
ReplyDeleteThat's the best kind of joke, isn't it?
DeleteHah!
ReplyDeleteWell, it stretched credulity from the Jump, but is a good Joke nonetheless. These days I suppose anything COULD happen that would defy Belief, especially including Govt. and Politics.
ReplyDeleteI agree.
DeleteI totally believe that could happen.
ReplyDeleteWho knows what secret activities the government is up to?
DeleteThis is totally hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLOL Himself trained near Area 51. Said those were some intense dude on the other side of the wires. Also said the "Little A'le'Inn" is a hoot.
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