Jacob, age 92, and Lena, age 89, decided to get married. They go for a stroll
to discuss the wedding and along the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests
they go in, where he addresses the pharmacist.
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Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
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Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
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Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
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Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
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Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
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Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
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Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register here for our wedding
gifts, please."
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