Arcane Ancestry

I'm sure you know Vincent van Gogh, the famous Dutch painter. He came from a large family, but after much careful research it's also been discovered that there were quite a few lesser relatives you may not know about. Among them were:

• His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
• The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stop'n Gogh
• The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
• The constipated uncle Can’t Gogh
• The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh
• His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh
• The brother with low back pain: Lum Bay Gogh
• His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh
• The Mexican cousin's American half-brother: Grin Gogh
• The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells Far Gogh
• The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh
• The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh
• His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
• The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
• The aunt who taught positive thinking: Way to Gogh
• The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
• The sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
• The niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh

Ha! Caught you smiling at some of these. There ya Gogh.

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