Interesting New Dog Breeds

Have you heard about the newest dog breeds?

• They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso and got a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

• They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow and got a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

• They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso and got a Peekasso, an abstract dog.

• They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever and got a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.

• They crossed a Pointer and a Setter and got a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

• They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel and got an Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.

• They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound and got a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

• They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador and got a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

• They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer and got a Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn’t really matter.

• They crossed a Collie and a Malamute and got a Commute, a dog that travels to work.

• They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier and got a Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end.

• They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu and got an....uhh.....I’ll get back to you on that…

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