I love Halloween...the decorations, the costumes, and (especially) the candy. I particularly enjoy answering the door for the trick or treaters. Our area's Halloween tradition is to make kids “do a trick” to get their treat. The vast majority of the time the trick means a joke, usually a punny one-liner. The best I heard tonight:
- What’s an optimistic vampire’s favorite drink (B positive)
- What kind of shoes does a chicken wear? (Ree-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk)
- What’s the difference between Halloween egg nog and regular egg nog? (Halloween egg nog has more boos)
- What do you get when you mix Frosty the Snowman with a vampire? (Frostbite)
- What do witches put on their hair? (Scarespray)
- What’s a mummy’s favorite music? (Wrap)
- What is a ghost’s favorite dessert? (Booberry pie)
Five years ago today:
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Love that you guys do that. Happy Halloween and boogie boogie 🎃
ReplyDeleteHope you had a great Halloween too.
DeleteSounds like it was a great Halloween for you! Now on to Thanksgiving.
ReplyDeleteThe decorations I put out this year can segue straight into Thanksgiving :-)
DeleteThat's a wonderful collection.
ReplyDeleteThank you. You're welcome to use any of them.
DeleteI've never heard of kids having to do a trick to get a treat, but sure would be more fun, more creative than just handing out candy to kids with pails full of candy. I love it in fact. And the jokes.
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