Thoughts to live by‏

• Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
• Keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
• Read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
• Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
• If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
• If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
• It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
• Never buy a car you can't push.
• Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
• Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
• Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
• The second mouse gets the cheese.
• When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
• Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
• Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

Five years ago today: New Thing # 187--Is It Real?