A woman got invited out for a night with the girls. She promised her husband that she would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the wine went down way too easy. Around 3:00 AM she finally headed for home.
The husband simply shrugged and said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
"Why?" the woman asked.
"Well, last night the clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh shit'. It cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed another three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed twice more, giggled, and then tripped over the coffee table."
Monday, November 7, 2016
The Talking Cuckoo Clock
Yet another funny from a friend: