Friday, January 16, 2015

Being Over 50 Has Its Advantages

SO many funnies floating around the Internet!  I can really relate to these.  Wish I could figure out who to attribute them to.

BEING OVER 50 HAS ITS ADVANTAGES:
  • Kidnappers are not interested in you.
  • In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
  • No one expects you to run into a burning building.
  • People call at 9pm and ask "Did I wake you?"
  • Things you buy now won't wear out.
  • There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
  • You can live without sex (but not without glasses).
  • You can have a party and the neighbors won't even realize it.
  • You stop trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.
  • Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
  • Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the TV Weather Service.
  • Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
Five years ago today: What A Difference A Day Makes

8 comments:

  1. Kathy, you rock! This makes me feel good about aging more. :)

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    1. Wow! Glad I had that effect on you.

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  2. People know not to call at 9 pm as I'm already asleep!

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    1. HA! I usually make it until after the early news weather, then start upstairs about 9:30.

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  3. My favorite is the number of brain cells is down to a manageable size. Sad but so very true!

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