Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Thoughts to live by‏

  • Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
  • Keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
  • Read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
  • Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
  • If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
  • If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
  • It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
  • Never buy a car you can't push.
  • Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
  • Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
  • Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
  • The second mouse gets the cheese.
  • When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  • Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
  • Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
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4 comments:

  1. Oh OUCH with the mouse! These are such fun sayings and so true.

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  2. good thoughts!I could learn from number 2.

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