Saturday, February 14, 2009

Valentine's Groaners

What would you have if everyone drove a pink car?
A pink car-nation!

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!

What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valentiny!

What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
Be my Valenstein!

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!

What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine’s Day?
I love you a ton!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Absolutely. They're very scent-imental!

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love!

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You send me!

What did the vampire call his sweetheart?
His ghoul-friend!

What did the paperclip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive!

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, but they had an apple!

What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-Me-Nuts!

What did the man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gave it a Valen-shine!

What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit on Valentine’s Day?
Some bunny loves you!

3 comments:

  1. some of those really remind me of back in the day when everyone in the class got a valentine, no matter what. good times.

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  2. I agree with cadiz12... those made me think of grade school and making valentine card containers from shoe boxes covered in red construction paper. I used to love Valentine's Day. Now, I barely realize it happens.

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  3. Maybe I like jokes like this so much because I'm still a kid at heart!

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